ps2 game: gay red ball story (2003). story of the gay ball from heaven.

in this story a gay ball from heaven arrives on planet Arth, which is just like ours but a little different. the story is that basically it’s a heaven ball. it contains a liquid called ‘jelly’. is it real? the scientists begin to do tests. one of the scientists. dr. lesbiana, brother of dr. lesbiana, […]

Gun City

there’s a choice between two different types of car. fast and smooth and big and chunky. you pick the fast and smooth type. if you start having sex at the start line you get a bonus to your speed. something has to go in a hole somewhere. it’s a penetrative sport. you can argue semantics […]

talking skull in a basement. abasement talking skull.

there is in my basement a talking skull. i am sure it can talk. and it’s not just i’m imagining it. i showed my partner and they agree. it’s real. i also showed my friend. and they think it’s real too. so i’m certain. and i did tests on the room. no gas leak. it’s […]

Harper’s Reality Feast

Thirteen Doors. They all lead into one chamber. In its centre an arched staircase entrance, down into an underground vault. A hall of grand size. Here is laid out a feast. For thirteen people. Each is served by a waiter at their seat. A kitchen staffed of thirteen cooks the meal. On the walls are […]

the seraph’s wing

a casino on the edge of galactic space is struggling for customers on their last day of business

Thanks normal meat person

Went on a walk round Queens Park with normal meat person from the movie on my phone. the one that’s like, GO ON A WALK WITH ME and it’s a roulette wheel of people and you pause it randomly and who you pause it on it shows their details. call them up and say hello […]

the father of the mouse

mousefather looked at the eyes of its child mouse. you are a simple and pleasant thing, it thought and cupped the young mouse’s face lovingly before dunking it in the cup of warm soda. drink. fill the body. each of the two in the situation had downloaded an app on their phone that week called […]

necrotosphere

a: pretttty sure she was some kind of former or current asshole or something. like fair enough just red flag territory talking about shit. b: like what a: like just borderline racist stuff, and then being very ‘oh I’m totally leftist’ about other shit uhh. anyway we made out whatever but yeah idk… i feel […]

oh entigen deliver me the road

crawling on recently covered asphalt, the gravel sticks to your elbows and cheeks. couple of specks of glass too thick to cut. tempered windows atomised.

boghouse/glasshouse 1995

ancient areas of the region were made of clear glass now. you would look through it at the thick gas bubbles of green. it was quite beautiful. the glass grew from the glass, made walls. corners. corners of a building make angles. angles of a glass room. the glass is milky with the air and […]