etherbridge rock

stick in the mud writing names of the people who had been invented for this trip. Otherwise Pillar and Horsestead Thermedgenise. friends who never existed. she leans down to the dirt to whisper a secret. how heavy is her heart here on etherbridge rock. lighter now maybe. lighter now. the blade is around four inches […]

there’s a killer on the moon

you are sitting in the dentist’s chair. they are drilling a hole into your tooth. fingers in your mouth and the sensation reminds you of something. you are sitting in a chair beside your counsellor at school. you are nervous. you are telling them about what you like to do and about how there’s a […]

necroplasma (catch the sweating man)

catch the sweating man if you can. he’s shed his clothes in the halls of the ship. the boiler suit. the underwear. both stained with blood and the green bile. the things that he did before you began to see, patterned marble. a panel is split and the wires pulled out in the direction of […]

they made a heart out of a dog

they did it FINALLY A DOG made HEART the executive of the company was losing their mind. why do it? because it was finally to be done… of course. I mean come on guys, it’s the thing. The thing to do. The thing to do is basically fall a long way to the bottom of […]

ps2 game: gay red ball story (2003). story of the gay ball from heaven.

in this story a gay ball from heaven arrives on planet Arth, which is just like ours but a little different. the story is that basically it’s a heaven ball. it contains a liquid called ‘jelly’. is it real? the scientists begin to do tests. one of the scientists. dr. lesbiana, brother of dr. lesbiana, […]

Gun City

there’s a choice between two different types of car. fast and smooth and big and chunky. you pick the fast and smooth type. if you start having sex at the start line you get a bonus to your speed. something has to go in a hole somewhere. it’s a penetrative sport. you can argue semantics […]

talking skull in a basement. abasement talking skull.

there is in my basement a talking skull. i am sure it can talk. and it’s not just i’m imagining it. i showed my partner and they agree. it’s real. i also showed my friend. and they think it’s real too. so i’m certain. and i did tests on the room. no gas leak. it’s […]

Harper’s Reality Feast

Thirteen Doors. They all lead into one chamber. In its centre an arched staircase entrance, down into an underground vault. A hall of grand size. Here is laid out a feast. For thirteen people. Each is served by a waiter at their seat. A kitchen staffed of thirteen cooks the meal. On the walls are […]

the seraph’s wing

a casino on the edge of galactic space is struggling for customers on their last day of business

Thanks normal meat person

Went on a walk round Queens Park with normal meat person from the movie on my phone. the one that’s like, GO ON A WALK WITH ME and it’s a roulette wheel of people and you pause it randomly and who you pause it on it shows their details. call them up and say hello […]