20 years have gone by since i got disappointed that a rayman game was actually a minigame collection about french minions.
at the time the minions didn’t exist, so imagine the concept but french bunnies.
now today i play a mario game where ubisoft’s rabbits are in there as well. it’s about killing them but also some of them are mutant versions that went good and became Peach And Luigi.
it’s about you battle them in turn based arenas.
i’ve never seen anyone say they have love for rabbids. i see fan art of animal creatures all the time but these guys no-one enjoys. they have several games and movies and probably all the accompanying merchandises… does anyone like rabbids?
david cronenberg’s movie rabid is about you can grow a vampire hole on your body.
i remember there being a rabid that wore stereotyping of indigenous americans. this is a particular french type of joke, what if a bunny was racist. i found this below to show it was real. in the comments of the video playthrough a commenter says “i almost shed a tear, i wish we could go back”
people like other white bunnies more: playboy, monty python holy grail, random pets seen on youtube.
why not rabbids? does anyone like them? in the idea of fairness i asked around on the web at 11am on a Sunday.
or was that a different cronenberg movie. no I’m pretty sure it was rabid. shivers is the one about worms in a tower block. anyway rabbids. they are not popular at all. with 8 out of 10 people saying they do NOT like them.
the shock poll reveals that rabbids are not creatures that are enjoyed.
the french are making them in a lab.
here is a review of Mario and the Rabbids in Save the Kingdom:
tube life
u enter the mouth and roll and are spit out on the other side. some kind of golden hour filter
mario fights a big dog.
peach is a rabbit and taking selfies king kong.
there’s a robot here doing the unfunny padding lines from SNL sketches.
it’s round.
16 new weapons available.
washing machine.
what a ‘mushroom kingdom’ is is nebulous to me.
if there is a mario economy who am i buying from with these coins.
i spend energy orbs to upgrade my characters.
there are rabbids. who are they. and why. the french minions invented by ubisoft trying to find a way to make rayman cool but. rayman was cool.
writing about mascot species is like corrosive acid on the soul. i don’t enjoy them the rabbids, i never got to feel fond for them, i liked their pervert antagonist Rayman.
ubisoft have done some pretty bad things, like nintendo and all other large multinationals, its just they have the adventures of creatures to sell instead of soap or cola. that’s all. and sometimes they are selling soap and cola and crisps, they’ll sell anything. rabbids will sell you anything and so will marios.
so if you’re ever wondering, just remember, pirate art and rabbids blow.
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