in this story a gay ball from heaven arrives on planet Arth, which is just like ours but a little different. the story is that basically it’s a heaven ball. it contains a liquid called ‘jelly’. is it real? the scientists begin to do tests.
one of the scientists. dr. lesbiana, brother of dr. lesbiana, is a gay scientist. that is on planet Arth they have scientists who are sexually homosexual and all the other ways of being ‘a gay’. in this way the scientist dr. sebastian lesbiana, investigates the ball and finds that it wants freedom.
so the two break out together. the ball is a beautiful red translucent sphere with a sparkling jelly inside. it’s quite wonderful to hold it up in the light. and sleeping in a rock crevice between two caves the two fugitives gaze into each other’s glowing eyes.
this is a great scene and it really has some good music. the culmination of the scene is a tender kiss and so we wrap up act one.
Act Two begins on the battlefield, a long shadow is cast by the acts of a brutal king on this planet Arth, who wants to rule and destroy it. the only way this can happen is by access to a fallen heaven jelly. but it is in the hands of a rogue scientist. the jelly must be found. and henchmen now stalk the land.
at night sebastian receives a message of this from his telepathy and begins to worry. but the ball is good. and they float above the clouds to a place called Mountain Island, a part of Arth that is not much travelled due to its terrain.
there in the snow however, the King’s hideaway and the evil Visier Dr. Stephanie Joker. Dr. Joker tricks the two into thinking her hut is of relative safety in the snow. and yet.
Act 3. they wake up in the dungeon. The king has been invited to collect them and to reward Dr. Joker. In this tragedy only the faint sad glow of the gay ball is what reminds us we live and we persevere. Sebastian uses the light to find a loose brick in the masonry, and then, deploys that as a weapon to strike the guard. the gay ball then blasts open the locks which it had been too sad to bust before. and they begin running out of the dungeon.
here’s where the king says. “DAMN THAT GAY BALL AND IT’S KEEPER!”
and they begin to send demons from heaven down through the halls of the castle and they’re on fire and burning up the place. the ball is leaking jelly now and since it’s an antimatter compound the places it leaks on begin turning into miniscule black holes that suck up the demons. and so when the gay scientist gets to the room with their gay ball they bowl it and strike the king and dr. joker with it and an antimatter bomb goes off here and the Mountain Island is blasted and there’s a segment where you float down back to Arth.
The day after, once the camera crews and wellwishers are gone a law is signed making gay legal in all of Arth, and in his hospital bed Sebastian smiles, at what you can achieve, with red ball by your side.
This is the plot of Gay Red Ball (2003) released on ps2. Thank you for reading.
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