gravity simulation

bounce a bouncing ball. it feels like falling. it feels like you bounce a ball these days and it squelches bloody. the way to resolve it is total destruction of the capitalist state and nation machine. set up new supply lines. it won’t feel right until then. the ball that bounces. you can feel it […]

correction: no arcade/elective destruction zone 5

the previous story about our efforts to excavate the remains of an arcade by the coast in southern england has been revealed as nothing but fiction. it’s been removed from the site. the story of the cabinet game ‘Family Murder 5000’ uncovered there was a hoax. the idea of a cabinet that requires your spit […]

i want more coins

i want more coins to buy more selves. lego coins are worth ten, 100, 1,000, and 10,000. silver, gold, blue, purple. they are scattered around the world. often in neat lines. often inside objects that when broken open burst out in a local shower, that then disappear quickly, blinking to show you their transience. it […]

Worst Christmas Ever (Time of our Life)

I stand by my grandma’s bed, stroking her arm as she passes in and out of awareness of our presence together, the heart monitor beeps on. It’s Christmas Day. I watch Toy Story 4 on the hospital room tv from the corner of my eye to find a distraction. I know that people in the […]

into another mouth, swallowing. Thinking about art i bought/stole this year.

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The World Become Again

When the world’s up and running again, in a few hours of my slow, nation defined clock, and the blood is again pumping, I expect to be hungry and thirsty like Dracula and to have left the city for good.

against the will of game databases

I have a game recorded in a database that I don’t want there, what do I do? Since I’m the person who put it there I can go and delete the record. Why don’t I want it there? It records a name that I no longer use, the game is no longer publicly available, it […]

GAMERNEWS2023

Welcome to the new update thanks for stopping by, I’m Cums Quickly and this is gamernews… XBOX game studios announced it would be shutting down with immediate effect and using all of the money to invest in deep water exploration. Employees, evidently afraid of losing their jobs have said in a joint statement, “This is […]

The Orbital Game Became My Blood

There is a star one million lightyears away, revolved around by one planet. That planet had been lucky enough to interrupt the paths of the several other large bodies that had been forming in the inner orbit of the star. It had smashed them to bits. Surrounding that planet there was a ring. It was […]

No Jam

This May I am hosting No Jam. No means the absence of permision or existence. No Jam is an act of labour refusal. There will be no creating. No games. No coding experiments. No asset packs. No failures or sucesses. I want to be clear about the intention behind doing nothing. It’s because I want […]